Wondering and Dreaming; The Words Have Different Meanings

I was residing in a place that required TSA like security checks everyday as I made my way home. The screener was none other than Jason Bateman. He told me he grew tired of my left leg setting off the metal detector everytime. I told him it wasn't my fault I had been abducted by aliens as a teen and had an implant placed in my calf for tracking purposes of a RFID variety. Then I asked for him to autograph my Arrested Development dvds.

Bonus-a tip of the cap to the first commenter identifying the origin of the title of this post.