Quotes To Remember

"Let's remember, they are foreign language teachers, and by definition, irrational."--LBSS US history teacher Mr. Kelly

"There's only two kinds of men in this world-men who work and men who dig."-words of wisdom from an old, black deadhead at RFK 6/25/93

"Skinheads don't hurl!"--spoken by a drunk punk outside a ska show at 15th and Irving NW

"My door is a jug."-Sean Sullivan

"S**t in your hat and call it curls."-more from the 930 club

"The smell of beer reminds me of my family."-Charity Lorenzo

"I know you're in there addicting kids to drugs and teasing them."-Mighty Car

"I just had a vision of me beating my wife."-Amir Noori (10/3/94)

"It's all ethylized."-Amy Andrews

"Tom, you're turning into me."-Amir

"In high school no one ever called me to hang out on weekends but I still had a goodtime."-Ryan

"Do you ever get hot dick?"-Matt Six

"Amir, you're a packer."-Amy Andrews

"Don't f**k with the phone."-R.A. Eddy speaking to Kev

'Where's that dorky friend of your's?"- Hibbs lunchlady
"He's at work."-me
"Tell him I said he is a dork."-lunch lady

"What sort of effect does Florida have."-Amy

"Who the f**k called Santo Domingo?!"-Matt -Kev's roomie

"I punched a hole in the wall and said F-you."-Amir

"Girls just use you."-Johnson Hall bathroom graffiti