- Clinton loses, but is at least 10 points ahead of Edwards
- As a result of the CIA's MK-Obama mind control program, independents all flock to Barack because of something vague about hope that they can't explain. This will cost McCain his victory.
- GOP race (in order): Romney, McCain, Huckabee, Paul, Guiliani
- Paul will get no press for once again besting the supposed national front runner scumbag
- Huckabee will reach 15%
- Fat Thompson will drop out after receiving just 2% of the vote
- Edwards will talk about going on, but will be gone within a week
- Chris Matthews will tell me once again that "history is being made", because some of us former history majors forget that history is not a record of the past, but a phenomenon brought to life by minority candidates.
- Just like 2004, this will be the "most important election of our lifetimes."
Monday, January 7, 2008
Predictions For Tomorrow
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and what exactly is the CIA's MK-Obama mind control program and why would the CIA be helping Obama. Also last summer when i told you Obama has to be considered, didn't you tell me the presidential election had been predetermined in a smoky room and it didn't involve Obama.
ReplyDeleteDude it was a joke. I don't think the cia gives a rat who the prez is.
ReplyDeleteYes, I was convinced the election was all predetermined for hilalry. maybe it still is. She could still win you know.but it's looking like i was wrong.
mk-obama is a reference to mk-ultra the cia's experiments in mind control using psychedelics. I just find it odd that everyone from me to rush limbaugh become transfixed by his speeches, that's all.
oh, i knew it was a joke, i just wanted the reference. To pick on your predictions... i'll say McCain takes Big Love and rudderless rudy takes Paul. Also edwards will still be in next week(what else does he have to do, really?).
ReplyDeletehmmmm. crying may have gotten mrs. clinton out of her speeding ticket.
ReplyDeleteWell it looks like both of my front runner predictions may be wrong. Of course the night is young. Maybe my smoky room hypothesis can't be discredited yet.
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