a long night's sleep

I had a dream last night in which Terri had won a contest that the "prize" was a weeks worth of babysitting by Jarvis Cocker. I was nervous, to say the least. When I tried to express my fears to Terri, she told me I had missed the point of all his songs and that when Jarvis singing about "sex shenanigans" he was actually singing against "sex shenanigans". I tried to argue that besides his song lyrics that he was a big star who was probably unfit to watch a baby and even if he was fit to watch a baby he probably couldn't care less about Carolina. This got her really mad. She screamed how Jarvis loves all kids and that was why he had attacked Michael Jackson. I briefly became terrified that Jarvis was Carolina's real father and the contest had just been a scheme for Carolina to get to know her birth father, but couldn't bring myself to say so. Terri then calmed and said how she knew this was a little complex for me and that maybe i should get Jefe's phone number, so he could explain why Jarvis would actually be the absolute best we hope for in a babysitter. I don't know what happened after that except that i got caught in an elevator with a (many point) buck while wearing my duck hunter hat, but that may have been another dream.