I miss MST! I know I'm in the minority, but I liked the show more with Mike. They did a skit called "Local Color," one of the funniest things I've seen.
Joe, I think we need to arrange for a meeting. A little get together of sorts. I assure you that Tom is actually friendly despite his crotchety remarks. A day hike or something.
BTW, Joe, I understand that you may not be particularly motivated to do so and, what with the recent turn in the conversation, who can blame you, however, I wouldn't suggest it without knowing that TOM Himself brought up the idea some months ago. I'll take his comments as a testament to my poor attention to that little detail. You are a fine individual, Joseph, a gentleman among men.
Ya'll take stuff very seriously. I only suggested you had an idea of who the antichrist was (meant to be humor). Why Kev once suggested I was a practicing satanist, or at least believed it. That did not prompt me to refer to him using a yiddish insult. I have no doubt of your gentlemanlyness. Sorry for the offense. But whatever. I'm off to visit a sanctuary city tomorrow!
Kev,Recall that the holy water was an attempt to protect myself because I was living in a Devil Town, and Pilar had informed me that I too was a vampire. I was only seeking a little defense against the dark lords.
I'm positive that would be exactly what my mother would query. Of all things, "Why not MY boy?". You always had a way with the music major that defied explanation. Luckily I escaped unscathed with my moral turpitude intact.
That said, am I the only one who knows they are using Spank Rock's "Bump" as music for Wishbone's salad dressing ad? I find that a little troubling but Spank Rock is probably laughing their bums off all the way to the bank.
I'm not familiar with Spankrock. But awhile back Tylenol used James' "One of the Three" in an ad. Had James Dobson been aware a boycott would've been in order.
I miss MST! I know I'm in the minority, but I liked the show more with Mike. They did a skit called "Local Color," one of the funniest things I've seen.
ReplyDeleteIt took some getting used to after Joel left but I also liked Mike a lot by the time it ended. Best television show ever!
ReplyDeleteJoel had the sort of stoner personality you just had to love.
ReplyDeleteBut then when you quit getting stoned, there was Mike, who was perfect, right? The show really evolved as we should have.
ReplyDeletehe might make the distinction of undocumented or "illegal", to be fair. Little to do with MST3K, I might add.
ReplyDeleteYou my friend are a putz, Tom - no offense intended.
ReplyDeleteJoe, I think we need to arrange for a meeting. A little get together of sorts. I assure you that Tom is actually friendly despite his crotchety remarks. A day hike or something.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Joe, I understand that you may not be particularly motivated to do so and, what with the recent turn in the conversation, who can blame you, however, I wouldn't suggest it without knowing that TOM Himself brought up the idea some months ago. I'll take his comments as a testament to my poor attention to that little detail. You are a fine individual, Joseph, a gentleman among men.
ReplyDeleteMaybe some beers and noogies, and this will all be forgotten.
ReplyDeleteooh, you know I'm always up for the former. Come to think of it, it's been a while since I've had a noogie.
ReplyDeleteYa'll take stuff very seriously. I only suggested you had an idea of who the antichrist was (meant to be humor). Why Kev once suggested I was a practicing satanist, or at least believed it. That did not prompt me to refer to him using a yiddish insult. I have no doubt of your gentlemanlyness. Sorry for the offense. But whatever. I'm off to visit a sanctuary city tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteWatch that holy water, Tom. . . just in case ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, ok, I should clarify:
ReplyDelete-Beers for Kevin and Tom
-Cabernet for Joe
-Noogies for Tom
...and this will all be forgotten
Kev,Recall that the holy water was an attempt to protect myself because I was living in a Devil Town, and Pilar had informed me that I too was a vampire. I was only seeking a little defense against the dark lords.
ReplyDeleteSoemwhere in a traffic jam near Fredericksburg the ball of Pilar's left foot is wedged in her crotch while she waits for the light to turn.
ReplyDeleteShades of Leslie Nielson in Tales from the Crypt: "I can drink a LOT of Cabernet!!!"
ReplyDeleteI've been evoking pride in others' mothers for years. They say "How come my boy was never asked to watch a music major masturbate?"
ReplyDeleteI'm positive that would be exactly what my mother would query. Of all things, "Why not MY boy?". You always had a way with the music major that defied explanation. Luckily I escaped unscathed with my moral turpitude intact.
ReplyDeleteThat said, am I the only one who knows they are using Spank Rock's "Bump" as music for Wishbone's salad dressing ad? I find that a little troubling but Spank Rock is probably laughing their bums off all the way to the bank.
ReplyDeleteYou always had a way with the Chef Boy R Dee major that defied explanation. Luckily I escaped with little more than "Sabotage" stuck in my head.
ReplyDeleteI'm not familiar with Spankrock. But awhile back Tylenol used James' "One of the Three" in an ad. Had James Dobson been aware a boycott would've been in order.
ReplyDelete"I can hold my breath for a LOOOONG time!"
ReplyDelete"Due to fairly recent lifestyle changes".
ReplyDeleteKev, it's not a lifestyle. It's genetic. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Really, we all still love you.
I think it is. Nothing quite like MST3K to get the conversation started!
ReplyDeleteYou all will now be my Web home for MST3K memories. Glad to have some common ground besides fishing and natty bo
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