Vote Republican....

• Because in your heart you know miscegenation is wrong despite what the laws say now.
• You think torture is no different than fraternity hazing so why not vote for a guy who's been tortured.
• The poor can fend for themselves. It's the investment banks we need to protect.
• Stupid polar bears think ice is a good hunting platform
• Because your economic situation is less important to you than whether or not Ellen can get married
• You support all military interventions except the one's Clinton carried out in the Balkans.
• Unborn children mean everything. It's once they're born that you stop caring.
• You don't see the irony of the US operating an extrajudicial system/prison camp on the island of Cuba as you vehemently support the continuation of the embargo against the government in Havana.