Vote Dem in 08....

• He's only half-black. Jefferson's kids were half-black, and your teacher told you he was a good president.
• It makes you feel exotic to begin your day surrounded by Honduran day laborers when you pick up your morning coffee at 7-11.
• They pledge allegiance to the violent nation of Israel as proudly as any GOP'er
• You have plenty of sympathy for terrorists and Roman Polanski, but couldn't care less about the murder of children en utero.
• You wish you had a little less take home pay in your check.
• You oppose all military interventions except the ones Clinton carried out in the Balkans