"I must ask that you desist from stamping your factual inaccuracies on this article. I am happy to work with you to arrive at an accurate and balanced treatment of the topic. But I am not willing to stand by while people deprecate a process which countless people credit for massively improving their health and quality of life."
And then this chick was all, like:
"As a result of this amazing practice, my life has improved tremendously, my experiences are better and better everytime, and that is a fact. People tend to be opinionated because is free and it makes them feel important, but we all know that the facts are what matter, and a fact cannot be changed, where as opinions do all the time. I am a living proof and a living fact, regardless of anything that anybody else may say."
Do facts change? Or do facts not change? Pick one or the other and stick with it, darlin'. The original article has been reported as possibly lacking neutrality.
Whatever. Go get "Real Danger" by The Red River over at Said the Gramophone. It's the second song in the first post. It sounds like today's weather.
I find I'm a new and better man after a little "cuddle time and holding-nurturing process", and THAT'S A FACT! Kevin, always the critic! Just because some ten year old girl got smothered during her re-birth doesn't invalidate this cutting edge field of science! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYeah and the strangling game is fun too.
ReplyDeleteI can finally breathe. For the first time. Thanks for almost killing me, that was fun. I've always enjoyed cuddle time. I'm certain I didn't get enough of it as a kid. I'm changing into something beautiful. . .like a butterfly. Remember who you wanted to be.
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