Some Chinese kid when I was six said I was dumb to be a democrat. 'You didn't have a VCR when Carter was president, didja?" he said on the corner of Fathom Ct. and shipwright Drive on that grey day. The sleeveless, shirt wearing kid named Nacho (before the snacking rage hit) was there leaning on his bike's handlebars.
I picked pumpkins when I was a kid on nursery school field trips to Cox's Farm-little, dumbass gourdish things I wasn't allowed to carve.
My Dad did all my science projects
I stole money to take Maria Macaluso on a date that never happened in second grade. Her friend Carrie had peed on her preemie Cabbage Patch Kid.
Pete nodded when I got sentimental about Oliver Cromwell.
Ryan and I wore out our arms throwing rocks at a CSX trestle in the woods of Clifton.
In my Buick on Grandfather Mt. we fell asleep arguing over the spelling of "geez". I was vainly trying to convince him saying it was blasphemy.
I saw nitrous balloons floating in sludge.
Can Chilly Willy digest bones?
Is Jimmy Glass also called Nacho?
ReplyDeleteMaria was cute. And trashy. Would have been an interesting date.
I saw my brother floating in sludge because of a nitrous ballon.
Chilly don't digest that sh*t, why you think he's always sneezing?
My dad did all my science projects too. Except for my 4th grade one on Photosynthesis, that was all me, even though it was no more than a report with visual aids.
ReplyDeleteAnd that Nacho, kid, man, little boys say some stupid shit. You look back and it's like, my god, were all little boys complete dicks?