Cashier says "You're all set!" while a girl on her cell phone walks through the front door and says, "I just walked into a coffee shop."
Cab driver: "I started driving cabs 16 years ago. Always for Yellow Cab. I tell people I committed suicide 16 years ago. I train drivers now. I like to tell them I'm the Jack Kevorkian of Yellow Cab."
At the Free MallRide station: "All you Broncos fans, this city' about to be besieged by Pittsburgh Steelers!"
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