**update** This whole thing has to be a fake story, right? The sheriff's name is Whipple, like this guy...
The Charmin toilet paper guy. To be fair though, i can't count how many times i had to talk Amy out of the bathroom (mostly because Karen needed to get in there to purge, but still).
**update** After a thorough search of the law, authorities find what most closely resembles a charge they think might stick to his ass.
Sometimes I get to reading something on the crapper and then Allicia starts saying, "I know you're done. Stop reading and c'mon out." When I finally do the backs of my thighs are red from the seat and the tops of my knees are red from my elbows resting on them. BUT TWO YEARS?!! Maybe she got an associates degree while she was in there.
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