Is Chik-Fil-A the only national restaurant chain with an openly right-wing agenda?
Name me one other fastfood joint that offers all customers free copies of The Washington Times (a great paper if you're one of the many who can maintain pro-war and pro-life positions at the same time-it helps to have a "wide stance"), and has little brass plaques on the cash drawers that say "Thou Shalt Not steal". Oh yeah, and they still honor the blue laws on Sunday. Also, mysteriously they are able to maintain a very white and English speaking staff even though every Mc'D's, BK, Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Arby's in the area tends to have an all immigrant workforce because teenagers here don't work anymore as they are too busy downloading songs onto their Ipods.
However, despite their allegiance to Brit Hume and William Kristol they do produce a superior frozen, breaded chik-n product when compared to the other grease merchants. And their unique waffle fries contain up to ten times as much surface area suitable for salting as your average thin potato snack(Wendy's excluded). And what other fast food restaurant gives you whip cream and a cherry on your milkshake? I'm told the cherry symbolizes the need for abstinence, and the cream stands for male depravity.
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ReplyDeleteobsession
A preoccupation with a feeling or idea. In psychology, an obsession is similar to a compulsion.
Kind of like that illegal immigrant thing you got going on.
ReplyDeleteROFL! You guys are so much alike, you don't even know it.
ReplyDeleteBut he does waste significant amounts of his life using the internet just like our blogging friend Jose.
ReplyDeleteThe one thing I could never grasp on NTH though was how the regulars thought the Civil War was an unjust imperial action against the South, but the unprovoked invasion of Iraq was completely legit and moral.
"the cream stands for male depravity"
ReplyDeleteDon't sell yourself short, Tom. No one at NTH approaches the richness of your imagination.
"No one at NTH approaches the richness of your imagination."
ReplyDeleteSo you don't consider deporting twenty million men, women and children a flight of fancy?
That's your fantasy, Tom, that's your fantasy. Which, I believe, cements my argument.
ReplyDeleteI believe it's Jack's too.
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