I bet you a Jim Edmonds style concussion that any raccoon wandering in downtown Chicago is rabid, and that Tadpole kid looks to be suffering from something even worse.
It's not a coincidence, Jer, Ryan is in fact a raccoon who takes human form when it's necessary to do things like go to OT school, drool on quesadillas or bicycle across country.
i don't know if the raccoon was rabid, but it was certainly not to afraid of us. He walked right on past us and upstairs where he proceeded to toss dead moths down on me through the boards, before deciding to urinate on me.
I bet you a Jim Edmonds style concussion that any raccoon wandering in downtown Chicago is rabid, and that Tadpole kid looks to be suffering from something even worse.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a coincidence, Jer, Ryan is in fact a raccoon who takes human form when it's necessary to do things like go to OT school, drool on quesadillas or bicycle across country.
ReplyDeletei don't know if the raccoon was rabid, but it was certainly not to afraid of us. He walked right on past us and upstairs where he proceeded to toss dead moths down on me through the boards, before deciding to urinate on me.
ReplyDeleteRyan decided to do the same thing to me the next night.
ReplyDeleteRyan, please call, that would be great. I don't know that I have your current phone #.
ReplyDeleteBut if you drop moths on me and urinate on my head, that's it, you're out of my life forever.