Saturday, January 6, 2007

Joe needs. . .

I went ahead and took the liberty of asking Google what Joe needs (I don't think he'll mind):

1. Smokin' Joe Needs You

2. Joe needs your help!

3. People sometimes ask Joe why I need so much attention from him and everyone else that comes to his apartment.

4. Joe needs help opening his present.

5. Joe Needs Food Badly.

6. This project won't run itself and needs funding. He's asking us to help him raise the funding. Joe needs $7777 to support four months of intensive fundraising. . .

7. Joe needs to transfer back picture published by Pange34

8. Therefore, Joe needs to campaign with Republicans to keep his seat. He is the de facto republican in the race (he can thank Karl Rove for that). . .

9. Joe does not need your money, he needs your attention, clearly.

10. I can hear the unwashed masses now, "Joe needs to go! Joe needs to go!" Or, "Say no to Joe! Say no to Joe!" While I wil (sic) say that, I will happily cast my vote. . .

1 comment:

  1. (Second try)

    I had not seen this, heh.

    Joe needs some sleep, a vacation and a big pile of money. Barring the first two, the latter would fill the bill.

    Also, Joe could use a copy of The Devils Guard by George Robert Elford, which is one of the hardest books in the world to find, even though it was only published in the late 80s. Price it on Amazon and you'll see what I mean.

    Barring all these, a couple of Kevin's homebrews would be nice, at some point.

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